D50 Watches Crap You’ve Never Heard Of: Boa

AKA New Alcatraz.

First off, holy crap.  The last time I did a CYNHO was April 2014, meaning it’s been almost a full year since my last one.

Boa (originally named New Alcatraz because… some fucker thought people might give a damn about the prison setting) is a direct-to-video movie starring Dean Cain.  It was made fresh off the heels of made-for-TV movie Python, hoping to capitalize on its… success?

I was just going to scan the VHS cover I had, but then I saw this Turkish DVD cover.  I can't top that.  I just can't.

I was just going to scan the VHS cover I had, but then I saw this Turkish DVD cover. I can’t top that. I just can’t.

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