Hentai Hump-Day! Cream Lemon Ep. 21 of 40: Dream-Colored Bunny

HumpdayIt was only a matter of time until I resorted to Cream Lemon episodes to save time again.

Oh hey, here’s something I didn’t realize: the very first Hentai Hump-Day was posted January 28, 2015.  Which means it’s been a full year of Hentai Hump-Day!  WHOOOOOOO!

I really should get around to some of the other titles I’ve been meaning to cover, but schedules, yo.

Anyway, we’ve had a nice run of creepy Cream Lemon episodes, so it’s time for one of those crazy off-base ones.  Here’s Dream-Colored Bunny!

What else did you think this was going to be about?

What else did you think this was going to be about?

The episode starts off with a rather strange message, and that’s how you immediately know it’s going to be one of the silly Cream Lemon episodes.

Please, don't thank me.

Please, don’t thank me.

What are tapes?

What are tapes?

You can't tell me what to do!

You can’t tell me what to do!

It's one of the weirder ones, but "mysterious" isn't the word I'd use.

It’s one of the weirder ones, but “mysterious” isn’t the word I’d use.

So basically, this is a world where all animals are on some level anthropomorphic.  We see a bunny playing around in the wild being stalked by a wolf that wants to rape her.

Quattro Bajeena, why?

Quattro Bajeena, why?

If I understand her character right, all Reccoa Londe needed was some Quattro in her Bajeena and Z Gundam would've had a happy ending in half the episodes.

If I understand her character right, all Reccoa Londe needed was some Quattro in her Bajeena and Z Gundam would’ve had a happy ending in half the episodes.

But the wolf gets interrupted by some hunters (apparently) and we switch scenes to the city.  Where… this happens.

I wish I had a transform button for when I got stuck in traffic.

I wish I had a transform button for when I got stuck in traffic.

Our hero, Takumi, is a pervert.  That’s it.

He just gropes different chicks all day.

He just gropes different chicks all day.

When his antics chase away the girls standing in front of a pet shop, the owner pulls him in and berates him, but takes a liking to him and offers to sell a bunny to him for 20,000 yen (they normally go for 15,000).  Takumi agrees and pays 200 yen and runs off with his new bunny… and directly into a Sukeban Deka reference.

A yo-yo?  What can you possibly do with-

A yo-yo? What can you possibly do with-

Alright then.

Alright then.

He makes a comment about seeing her panties and she gets embarrassed, then decides she’ll go easy on him as long as he goes on a date with her.  She brings him into a love hotel, where he proceeds to prematurely ejaculate before he can stick it into her bajeena.  Embarrassment ensues.

Later, he bumps into some friends who show up, say hi, comment on her bunny, make motions like they’re going to rape her (and he doesn’t care), then immediately change their mind and leave, resulting in a complete waste of a scene.

Takumi then bumps into another girl that he gropes, but she doesn’t mind.  She invites him to his room, where she accidentally spills juice on his pants, so she gives him an apologetic blowjob.  Alright then.

So, Takumi and Milk (the bunny) get settled at Takumi’s apartment, Milk attempts a blowjob, but Takumi doesn’t appreciate it.  Then when he falls asleep, she mounts him and he finds it entertaining.  Then he figures “screw it” and goes all in, constantly finishing quickly.

Finally, the wolf from before shows up just outside their apartment… and does nothing because we ran out of time.

Yeah, it's one of those abrupt Cream Lemon endings.

Yeah, it’s one of those abrupt Cream Lemon endings.

Overall a really funny but completely pointless episode.  I’m not sure what to make of it, really.  The H-scenes are incredibly short and are more like extended gags.  It’s amusingly random all the time, but outside from minor shock value, there isn’t much to it.

So, more or less meh.  Decent character design work though.

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